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[RUE]

ne vedem si pe feisbuc?
io soy Vio.Valentino


l.e. sa corecteze careva ca am scris fesibuc!

This post has been edited by RUE: Nov 29 2010, 10:09 PM

[Mircea104901]

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*[Saturday]*
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Ion is in a relationship with Mărie.*
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Mărie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului
and other 24 people like this)*
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Mărie is attending the event "Mulsul vacii" (Vaca lui Mărie and Ion like
this)*
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[Mărie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually
attending Vas! ile in the barn. Ion comes to see Mărie*
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attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually
attending]*
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Ion is now single.*
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Ion was invited to join group "Beţivanii satului"*
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Ion and other 20 people are attending the event "Beţie la crâşmă".
(Crâşmarul likes this)*
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Ion set his status to: "supărat sunt doamne, iarăşi supărat"*
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Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mărie's Wall*
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Mărie finished attending Vasile.*
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Mărie set her status to: "Foarte obosită. Sper să mă pot trezi mâine să merg
la biserică"*
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Vasile commented to Mărie's status "Eu nici nu cred că vin. Poate duminica
viitoare"*
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[Sunday]*
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Babele din sat are attending the event "Slujba de duminică" (Popa satului,
Părintele Iosif, Cantoru' and Clopotaru' like this)*
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Be! ţivii satului missed the event "Slujba de duminică" because of it's
interference with the event "Beţia de duminică" (The Devil 666 Satana likes
this)*
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Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and
Clopotaru' like this)*
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[Monday]*
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Mărie set her status to: "La spovedit..."*
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Ion commented on Mărie's status: "Ce-i Mărie, te-o prins rusinea?"*
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Mărie also commented on her status: "Taci , Ioane că eşti prost"*
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Popa satului also commented on Mărie's status:" ) )" (Primarul satului
likes this..)*
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Vaca lu' Mărie set her status to "Muuuuuuuuuu..."*
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Mărie commented to Vaca lu' Mărie status: "Ioi ce proastă îs, am uitat să te
mulg. După spovedit vin şi la tine. Paşte până atunci" (Vaca lu' Mărie likes
this.)*
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Primarul satului added "şpagă"! and "corruption" to his activities (Popa
satului likes this)*
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Şefu de Post set his status to: "La primărie, la o vorbă cu primarul"*
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Primarul satului is now attending "Puşcăria".(Bebiţă săpunaru' and all his
friends like this)*
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[Tuesday]*
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Mărie set her status to "Watching "fermier caut mireasă", so fuck off"*
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Vaca lu' Mărie exploded. (Ion likes this)*
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Mărie commented: "vaaaaiii...o murit vaca...am uitat s-o mulg...mă omoară
tata când se întoarce de la crâşmă"*
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Popa satului also commented: "super, încă o înmormântare pe săptămâna asta"
(Cantoru' and Popa Porno likes this)*
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Popa satului added "Praying" and "Porn" to his activities (Popa porno and
Părintele Iosif like this)*
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Popa satului, Părintele Iosif and Clopotaru' are now in a relationship* *and
it's complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)*
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[Wednesday]*
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Popa satului set his status to "Zi de post, fiilor" (Babele satului like
this; Beţivii satului dislike this)*
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Tata lu Mărie posted on Mărie's Wall: "Ce ai făcut cu vaca? Te omor"*
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Tata lu Mărie killed Mărie. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile and
other 25 people dislike this)*
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Tata lu Mărie is now attending "Puşcăria" along with Primarul Satului*
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Mărie is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam
Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)*
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Vaca lu' Mărie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)*