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post Sep 12 2008, 08:51 AM
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De acord cu tine ozz, cu o mica precizare:
CITAT(ozz86651 @ Sep 11 2008, 05:29 PM) *
Apoi din pacate problemele nu se rezolva daca arunci bani cu sacul la ele. Daca vrei sa eradichezi cancerul sau sida nu e suficient sa arunci 100 de miliarde in cercetare (care bani probabil s-a[u] si bagat pina acum la nivel global).

Se gandeau oamenii de stiinta: mah ce mai avem de facut? avem sida, cancerul si problema samburilor de pepeni, de care ne apucam? Raspunsul s-a dat putin mai tarziu: pepeni fara samburi! E normal pt ca si oamenii de stiinta au burti si dorinta de a-si lua masini frumoase si femei tzatzoase.
Si apoi care e problema? ca s-au bagat 5 mld? cat inseamna asta? 2 E de persoana. La cati euroi am platit si inca platim noi, amaratii de romani, pt Bancorex, FNI si mai stiu eu ce Dacie Felix, aia 2 sunt un mizilic.
Asa, f1, thumbsup.gif ; e klm, nu am pretentii de caps lock chiar daca 66% din litere reprezinta initiale.


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post Sep 12 2008, 11:28 AM
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QUOTE (drabisan @ Sep 12 2008, 11:28 AM) *


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post Sep 12 2008, 11:14 PM
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... si taman cind astia de la cern sint mai aproape ca oricind sa ne convinga ca n-o sa faca buba la univers, pof, se duce-n ... toata siguranta noastra... teehee.gif


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post Sep 12 2008, 11:24 PM
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bineinteles ca am fost teribil de curios ce scrie de fapt acolo jos, pentru ka nu prizep grezeste.

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Acceleratorul de particule LHC a fost oprit joi din cauza unei "probleme la sistemul electric", a anuntat Organizatia europeana de cercetare nucleara (Cern), preluata de AFP.
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post Sep 18 2008, 04:31 PM
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Luand in considerare toate lucrurile si toti bosomii,nu cumva ne-am cam lasat luati de val ? In realitate poate omenirea inca nu a ajuns chiar acolo,si crema mintilor luminate inca bajbaie in intuneric?! whistling.gif
Nici maca n-am ajuns pe Luna (sic) si acum se creaza falsa speranta a posibilitatii crearii in mod artificial a conditiilor de la inceput inceputurilor.

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mda... gaura neagra ne maninca... unsure.gif


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post Sep 18 2008, 06:46 PM
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Eu cred ca am cazut deja in gaura neagra si suntem intr-un univers paralel.... ma bazez pe rezultatul meciului Chefereului smile.gif


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QUOTE (James Kilowatt @ Sep 18 2008, 06:46 PM) *
Eu cred ca am cazut deja in gaura neagra si suntem intr-un univers paralel.... ma bazez pe rezultatul meciului Chefereului smile.gif


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QUOTE (James Kilowatt @ Jan 21 2009, 10:57 PM) *
Pe de alta parte, sunt convins ca oamenii sunt mai dobitoci decat furnicile de cate ori sunt in trafic. Traficul e situatia in care oamenii sunt mai primitivi, previzibili si mai simpli decat oile sau albinele care au un creier cat o gamalie.D Si cu toate astea se considera niste toti niste soferi de geniu ... :D
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Acceleratorul de particule a fost oprit pentru doua luni din cauza unei defectiuni .


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post Oct 29 2008, 11:59 PM
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Nu am citit topicul acesta si s-ar putea sa repet unele scrise deja.
Am fost la Geneva in visita la cineva care fusese invitat la CERN.
Fara sa pun vreo intrebare,mi-a pus el; "Care e formula apei?".
Am stiut la fel ca toti....
"Cati protoni sunt in ea?"
Aici nu am stiut.
8 (parca) era raspunsul.
A trecut la specialitatea noastra...
"Daca ai un pacient cu cancer la limba de exemplu,ce ii faci?".
Aici am raspuns: "Ii rezec portiunea afectata,sau o iradiez".
"Vezi,aici o sa fie diferenta,daca treaba merge,o sa o bombardam cu protoni si se va vindeca.Fara operatie,fara riscuri.
Aparatul functioneaza la temp f joase.Sistemul care il raceste e f complex si pornirea lui e de parca 20 si ceva de MILIOANE de Franci Elvetieni.
Din acest motiv ,trebuie sa functioneze cat mai mult.
Vor fi pacienti programati non stop.
Cancer prostata,Ionescu la 2.37 am.
CAncer nas,Popescu 2.43 am.
Samd.
Nu am urmarit nimic din presa si tv ptr ca eram scarbit de prostiile pe care le-am auzit cu sfarsitul lumi,Nostradamus etc.
Lumea la Geneva era nestingerita.
Preturile la Case urcau in continuare.
Numarul refugiatilor care fugeau din oras=0.


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QUOTE (Arheopterix @ Oct 29 2008, 06:59 PM) *
"Cati protoni sunt in ea?"
Aici nu am stiut.
8 (parca) era raspunsul.



Hai, doctore, da-o dreacu, chiar asa??
Oricum, stai linistit ca nici ala de la CERN nu stie raspunsul bun... pinch.gif


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QUOTE (James Kilowatt @ Nov 2 2008, 04:12 AM) *
Oricum, stai linistit ca nici ala de la CERN nu stie raspunsul bun... pinch.gif

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Pai sunt platiti ptr asta .
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...si inca cca. 20 milioane....


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Oricum un km de tunel din asta plin de tehnologie costa mai putin decat un km de autostrada in Romania.


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QUOTE (James Kilowatt @ Nov 19 2008, 09:31 PM) *
Oricum un km de tunel din asta plin de tehnologie costa mai putin decat un km de autostrada in Romania.



Forte corect. Si se face si mai repede....... confused.gif


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