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post Aug 28 2006, 10:14 AM
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Subscriu la cele spuse de Razvan mai sus... tongue.gif

Bogdane tata, esti animat de intentii tare razboinice daca din tot forumul te-ai gasit sa scrii primul tau post in aria de "bataie". biggrin.gif


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post Aug 28 2006, 10:18 AM
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@Bogdan
Daca astepti sa-ti iei BMW ca sa vezi si tu o fata mai indeaproape, e grav biggrin.gif. S-ar putea ca stralucirea emblemei sa fie estompata de cea a cheliei biggrin.gif
Eu cel mai mare succes la fete il aveam cand aveam Moskwich biggrin.gif Poate si pentru ca aveam 20 ani, fluiera hormonul si nu eram prea dus la biserica.... sau o fi o coincidenta? biggrin.gif


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post Aug 28 2006, 01:19 PM
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hai las-o dreaku, acuma o sa ne vindem masinile sa ne luam moskwich..., eu imi iau daoua, una pentru brunete si una pentru blonde$, hai fuguta, pana nu sare pretu...

dar ia uite ce-am gasit ...
BERLIN - BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German car magazine has found.

The German magazine “Men’s Car” found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.

Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after.

Pe de alta parte la EGO-ul lor (BMW car driverii) s-ar putea sa numere de doua ori acolo unde ceilalti recunosc ca a fost sex personal. Nu?!


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post Aug 28 2006, 04:30 PM
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Probabil sondajul a iesit asa pentru ca soferii de BMW or fi mai laudarosi!Inteleg sa faca oricine sondajul asta dar nemtii????????.........nici astia nu mai sint ce-au fost. Pare a stire de Pro TV.


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post Aug 28 2006, 04:55 PM
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male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.


Da-mi mie un Porsche 911 turbo pe mana si promit solemn sa fac sex de 2,2 ori pe zi. (cum o fi aia 2,2 ori...poate de 2 ori si inca o data doar a incercat... :angel: )


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post Aug 28 2006, 07:35 PM
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Adica, ai refuza 0.8 fete/zi partide doar pentru o bucata de fier?! smile.gif


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post Aug 28 2006, 08:49 PM
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ideea e nu de cite ori faci sex, ci cu cite/zi/saptamina o faci. vorba MR-ului, era mai bine cu masina veche biggrin.gif
acum sa fim rezonabili: cite gagici recunosc un R5 Turbo (sint si masculi care fac confuzie)? dar vede ca are moaca de R5 si-ti da cu flit. sau un 205T16? sau 405T16? tot flit se cheama ca iei, chiar daca faci bmw-ul de la M3 la M198234. biggrin.gif
porschele in tinerete inseamna ca esti disperat cu bani (ca in reclama la sprite biggrin.gif ). ala e ok dupa 40 de ani. si ajungem tot la bmw: ce masina e suficient de ieftina, in germania, astfel incit sa si-o permita si un tinar mai sarac? biggrin.gif
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M5-ul are aripile din fata din plastic.
Si bavareza a luat calea plasticului...


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post Aug 29 2006, 08:17 AM
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Adica, ai refuza 0.8 fete/zi partide doar pentru o bucata de fier?! smile.gif


Fratele meu, am zis "pe zi", nu pe saptamana... biggrin.gif Chit ca poate slabesc...

Daca ai Porsche, nici nu prea conteaza cum arati, asta macar in Romania. smile.gif La cum sunt de ahtiate dupa bani fetele astea din ziua de azi... :puke:

E plin de Irinei si alti satiri batrani care s-au dedulcit la miere tanara (uneori mai tanara decat prevede...legea). Daca ai bani... arati si bine, si esti si performant, nu? tongue.gif

A propos, stiti ca dupa o varsta o partida de sex dureaza cam 1 ora?



Prima jumatate te rogi de ea, a doua iti ceri scuze.... :angel:


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post Aug 29 2006, 08:49 AM
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Cand incepe numaratoarea si cand se termina? biggrin.gif


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post Aug 29 2006, 02:29 PM
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E normal ca soferii de porsche sa nu faca foarte mult sex... Deoarece asa cum zicea cineva mai devreme majoritatea posesorilor au peste 40 de ani... asta nu pentru ca porsche-ul ar fi o masina pentru batrani... ci din simplul motiv ca majoritatea persoanelor nu isi permit un porsche pana la 40 de ani blush.gif


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post Aug 29 2006, 04:00 PM
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mda...ai dreaku astia peste 40...merg cu peste 220... ma intorcem alaltaseara pe Soarelui si ii dadeam...180-200 si hopa vine unu negru din spate cu flash-uri, era un mos batran d-asta de care zici...sa dea peste mine, nu alta...


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post Aug 29 2006, 06:04 PM
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ai avut mare noroc; putea sa fie unul dintre moderatori cel care sa dea peste tine cand mergea cu 190 in zona de 130, hlizindu-se nevoie mare (adica avea atentia maxima asupra drumului). noroc ca a ramas in pana baiatului destept... la masini


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post Aug 29 2006, 06:08 PM
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mazda la mazda nu-si scoate ochiu...


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post Aug 29 2006, 07:28 PM
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ura! am aflat cu ce te dai, pt ca nu ti-am urmarit toate posturile, iar in semnatura nu vedeam nimic.


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post Aug 29 2006, 10:15 PM
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Cum n-ai auzit zumzaitul? biggrin.gif


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ai avut mare noroc; putea sa fie unul dintre moderatori cel care sa dea peste tine cand mergea cu 190 in zona de 130, hlizindu-se nevoie mare (adica avea atentia maxima asupra drumului). noroc ca a ramas in pana baiatului destept... la masini

era pana fetei..... si care este problema ta daca merg cu 190 in zona cu 130? Platesti tu amenda? Ramai tu fara permis? Iar asa in general de unde ostilitatea asta?

Asa pentru cultura ta generala, am evitata vreo 5 accidente in acel drum constanta-Bucuresti, din cauza "legalistilor" ce mergeau cu 90km/h si depaseau o coloana, pe care nu aveau timp sa o evite decat mergand cu 120-130 km/h. Cine punea frana, anticipa, calcula sa le faca loc si cretinilor ce erau prea concentrati asupra propriei masini pentru a realiza ca nu au timp/loc sa faca o depasire? Acelasi "baiat" ce se hlizea si nu era "atent" la drum.

Eu sunt relaxata la volan, dar atenta la drum. Nu cred ca cei ce nu vorbesc, nu rad, stau crispati si inclestati de volan cand conduc sunt buni soferi. Eu chiar ma simt bine conducand o masina, iar asta nu diminueaza in niciun fel atentia.

Spre deosebire de extrem de multi de pe forumuri in general nu pretind a fi altcioneva decat sunt. Nu ma ascund in spatele unui nick fara vreo legatura cu numele meu real, nu ma obliga nimeni sa povestesc aici ce s-a intamplat, nu ma obliga nimeni sa dau vreun detaliu personal, doar ca eu am luat-o ca pe o intamplare penibilo-hazlie si am impartasit-o cu voi.


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post Aug 30 2006, 12:19 PM
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nu exagera. n-am nici o problema.


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post Aug 30 2006, 12:31 PM
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Atunci de unde atacul la adresa persoanei mele? Nu te-am jignit nicodata, nu te-am ironizat, nu ti-am dat avertisment, asa ca vreau sa stiu de unde atitudinea aceasta.


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post Aug 30 2006, 12:42 PM
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daca ai simtit ca te-am atacat personal, atunci imi cer scuze. nu incerc sa-ti explic ca defapt era atacata o situatie functie-responsabilitati, pt ca sigur nu m-ai crede. asa ca raman multumit daca accepti scuzele mele


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