Funny quotes, ...adunate de pe forum |
This topic is about Funny quotes, the author, HalbaSus, wrote about: Reguli: Se vor posta citate haioase/perle/glume adunate de la membrii forumului, greselile gramaticale evidente (litere lipsa, etc) nu sunt funny si n ... To read more just scroll down
Funny quotes, ...adunate de pe forum |
Jun 3 2008, 08:01 AM
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Se vor posta citate haioase/perle/glume adunate de la membrii forumului, greselile gramaticale evidente (litere lipsa, etc) nu sunt funny si nu vrem sa le vedem. Se va posta in mod obligatoriu citatul, autorul si topicul in care s-a facut afirmatia. Incep eu: 20krpm: QUOTE daitsuki = marca japoneza inventata de mine, care doar seamna cu passatu TDI, da e pentru oameni destepti http://www.masini.ro/forum/content-page/17...poneze/page/40/ This post has been edited by HalbaSus: Jun 3 2008, 08:16 AM -------------------- Mercedes C320 CDI 4-matic
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Sep 9 2008, 08:10 AM
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Tree Hugger Group: Membri Posts: 3.097 Joined: 30-January 08 From: Botosani, RO Member No.: 116.228 |
Subiectul a fost dezbatut ad nauseum Ehehei ce veche-i asta...............cred ca stiu a cui e. -------------------- prius - adv. mai intai, de mai inainte
GREEN ENGINE OF THE YEAR 2008 Daca chiar vrei sa salvezi planeta...cumpara un Prius sau Civic ... << Drive safely! Girls preffer you in one piece!>> |
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Sep 10 2008, 08:37 AM
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specialist Group: Moderator Posts: 2.661 Joined: 27-May 08 From: Constanta Member No.: 117.183 |
Nu ca n-ar fi si bizoni ciclisti. Dar astia-s putini. Si usor de facut praf. -------------------- Kia Cee apostrofee Dee, the former Reasonably Priced Car
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Sep 10 2008, 10:01 AM
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membru vesel Group: Membri Posts: 1.829 Joined: 7-January 07 From: Iasi (Iasi) Member No.: 96.184 |
http://www.masini.ro/forum/index.php?s=&am...st&p=281788
sa nu fluieri in biserica sa nu injuri sa nu furi sa nu spui ca uleiul 5 w xx nu e bun cateva din pacatele capitale... desigur, sustin si eu faptul ca floriolul e bun Nimic rau in ce-a zis colegul, doar ca e prea funny . -------------------- Hauris
Membru al grupului "Noua ne place avatarul lui Mariustom!" Pe de alta parte, sunt convins ca oamenii sunt mai dobitoci decat furnicile de cate ori sunt in trafic. Traficul e situatia in care oamenii sunt mai primitivi, previzibili si mai simpli decat oile sau albinele care au un creier cat o gamalie.D Si cu toate astea se considera niste toti niste soferi de geniu ... :D |
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Sep 13 2008, 01:04 PM
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Sep 19 2008, 11:28 AM
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Tree Hugger Group: Membri Posts: 3.097 Joined: 30-January 08 From: Botosani, RO Member No.: 116.228 |
... in plus, fiind in sticle mici berea este foarte proaspata si rece...
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GREEN ENGINE OF THE YEAR 2008 Daca chiar vrei sa salvezi planeta...cumpara un Prius sau Civic ... << Drive safely! Girls preffer you in one piece!>> |
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Sep 20 2008, 06:08 PM
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Membru destul de avansat Group: Moderator Posts: 8.813 Joined: 10-October 05 From: Ramnicu Valcea (Valcea) Member No.: 57.984 |
Salutare, eu nu stiu ce inseamna euro3, explicati-mi va rog si mie. Pe mine ma intereseaza sa imi aduc o masina din Franta si daca aceasta este euro3, este nevoie sa o inmatriculez in Romania? -------------------- Honda Accord 2.0 Executive Premium White
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Sep 23 2008, 09:53 PM
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Membru destul de avansat Group: Moderator Posts: 8.813 Joined: 10-October 05 From: Ramnicu Valcea (Valcea) Member No.: 57.984 |
Almera te simte, e romantica cateodata si rebela altadata. Cand isi doreste sentimente, las-o usor, fii calm cu ea. Cand o simti rebela, ia-o de par, da-i palme peste fese, nu se supara. Super! Cu perversiuni... This post has been edited by T u d o r : Sep 23 2008, 09:53 PM -------------------- Honda Accord 2.0 Executive Premium White
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. |
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Sep 30 2008, 05:28 PM
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specialist Group: Membri Posts: 2.278 Joined: 22-February 07 From: in traffic Member No.: 100.009 |
QUOTE (klm)
This post has been edited by 20krpm: Sep 30 2008, 05:30 PM -------------------- allinol IS EVIL!
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Oct 1 2008, 05:37 AM
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specialist Group: Membri Posts: 3.387 Joined: 8-September 06 From: San Francisco Member No.: 86.644 |
QUOTE scinteile nu ies din masina, ci din placa aia de lemn care e sub shasiu 20krpm aici: http://www.masini.ro/forum/content/Formula...Singapore-2008/ -------------------- ---------------
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Oct 3 2008, 09:00 PM
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specialist Group: Membri Posts: 2.278 Joined: 22-February 07 From: in traffic Member No.: 100.009 |
QUOTE (f1anatic) na dracie... This post has been edited by 20krpm: Oct 3 2008, 09:02 PM -------------------- allinol IS EVIL!
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Oct 7 2008, 10:22 AM
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Pãcat de acest forum ... Group: Moderator Posts: 4.288 Joined: 26-March 05 From: D Member No.: 43.171 |
Propun ca un user sa deschida un topic pe zi sau ora in functie de cum preferati.E ok sau nu? Ideea este ca un user sa deschida doar un topic pe zii ora in functie de cum preferati. Sã-mi fie cu iertare, dar nu m-am putut abþine |
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Oct 7 2008, 10:31 PM
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specialist Group: Membri Posts: 2.278 Joined: 22-February 07 From: in traffic Member No.: 100.009 |
lol. asta e ce numesc io (si mai si strig din cind in cind cind stau la coada): "dati numa cite una, sa ajunga la toti"
This post has been edited by 20krpm: Oct 7 2008, 10:31 PM -------------------- allinol IS EVIL!
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Oct 17 2008, 05:23 PM
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specialist Group: Membri Posts: 2.278 Joined: 22-February 07 From: in traffic Member No.: 100.009 |
QUOTE (Rebel) This post has been edited by 20krpm: Oct 17 2008, 05:26 PM -------------------- allinol IS EVIL!
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Oct 20 2008, 04:29 AM
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Pãcat de acest forum ... Group: Moderator Posts: 4.288 Joined: 26-March 05 From: D Member No.: 43.171 |
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Oct 22 2008, 08:46 PM
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specialist Group: Membri Posts: 2.326 Joined: 20-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 59.001 |
asa ca mai stai si mai gandeste-te umpic... .... care e cea mai tare marca de cauciucuri din lume... minca-ti-as! (sau mincatziash) This post has been edited by drabisan: Oct 22 2008, 08:48 PM -------------------- I am still busy, but this is easy!
Ex posesor de Avensis 2.0 pe benzina si nu pe bere, cum spun unii oameni 'rai' |
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Oct 22 2008, 09:33 PM
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scantei ies din carbon si din ce insertii mai sunt pe acolo , din lemn scantei ,,, a mai scris cineva pe un forum ca motoru lui produce melamina in cilindrii )
-------------------- daca as fi cel mai sarac om mi-as lua Skoda sau VW . asa imi permit cel putin un Logan.
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Oct 23 2008, 09:44 AM
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THE GODFATHER Group: Membri Posts: 3.845 Joined: 8-August 04 From: Timisoara Member No.: 30.528 |
asa ca mai stai si mai gandeste-te umpic... .... care e cea mai tare marca de cauciucuri din lume... minca-ti-as! (sau mincatziash) Care-i faza aici, frate? ....ca nu ma prind ce-i asa funny.... -------------------- VW Passat 1.9 TDI sedan 155 CP / 378 Nm pe dyno
>>> RACING IS IN MY BLOOD <<< (dar nu cu Passat-ul) "Cei cu adevarat cunoscatori, nu vor putea uita faptul ca, masinile bune, fiabile si mai ales corecte fata de client, la banii platiti pt. ele, nu se mai fac din 2004 la 95% din brandurile lumii" (by DORU, 2009) |
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Oct 23 2008, 10:21 AM
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Tree Hugger Group: Membri Posts: 3.097 Joined: 30-January 08 From: Botosani, RO Member No.: 116.228 |
Probabil drabisan nu stie cum sa faca sa gandeasca umpic....... o fi o tehnica de meditatie, ceva....
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GREEN ENGINE OF THE YEAR 2008 Daca chiar vrei sa salvezi planeta...cumpara un Prius sau Civic ... << Drive safely! Girls preffer you in one piece!>> |
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Oct 30 2008, 09:36 AM
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Tree Hugger Group: Membri Posts: 3.097 Joined: 30-January 08 From: Botosani, RO Member No.: 116.228 |
...cu atitea victime inocente datorate vitezei nebunesti... ...poate ar fi mers la "Discutii despre...limba"... -------------------- prius - adv. mai intai, de mai inainte
GREEN ENGINE OF THE YEAR 2008 Daca chiar vrei sa salvezi planeta...cumpara un Prius sau Civic ... << Drive safely! Girls preffer you in one piece!>> |
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Oct 30 2008, 05:23 PM
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specialist Group: Membri Posts: 3.387 Joined: 8-September 06 From: San Francisco Member No.: 86.644 |
uh? whats wrong?
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