Ce nume are masina voastra? |
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Ce nume are masina voastra? |
Mar 14 2005, 07:57 PM
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Voi ce nume ati dat masinutzelor voastre? |
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Mar 14 2005, 10:25 PM
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specialist Group: Moderator Posts: 13.667 Joined: 30-June 04 From: Europa Member No.: 28.666 |
Ma intreb cum ai fi botezat-o daca era toyota
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Mar 15 2005, 12:44 PM
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Asta a fost unul din motivele pentru care nu am laut o japoneza sau o coreeana! .Nu puteam sa o conduc daca nici s-o strig nu eram in stare :evil:
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Mar 15 2005, 03:34 PM
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Asta fiind spuse, 1999 Chevrolet Venture LS (minivan) - Penelopa (dupa numele corabiei din "Toate Pinzele Sus") 2005 Subaru Legacy GT (sports sedan) - Cora (Cora Schumacher...oh man...ce-mi place nevasta lui Ralf...) PS: Penelope Cruz...ex-gagica lui Tom Cruise...bucatzica buna si aia...hmmm -------------------- Schumi drive it like you stole it !
2005 Subaru Legacy GT ; 2009 Subaru Forester XP ; 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee |
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Mar 15 2005, 03:43 PM
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Mioritica(liberta) e camionash (incap multe chestii in ea :coolspeak: ) -------------------- |
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Mar 15 2005, 03:55 PM
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QUOTE(MR28673) Ma intreb cum ai fi botezat-o daca era toyota
De banc, poti inlocui pe t cu alta litera si iese ceva interesant apropiat de numele unui animal. Stai linistit ca posesorii de Toyote nu sunt de obicei ca Nicolas Cage in ,,dispari in 60 sec". Poate doar daca au Supra. -------------------- Toyota Corolla 1.4D4D sedan
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Mar 15 2005, 03:56 PM
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pilot Group: Membri Posts: 470 Joined: 29-September 04 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 33.451 |
Masina nu e neaprat de genul feminin, in toate limbile.
Ex. germana das auto, gen neutru. deci poate avea orice nume pana la urma. Pe a mea ta-su a botezat-o Kadett. Asta e prenume. Numele de familie e Opel. Nume de cod: "Babu!". Dar nimeni nu-i zice asa, ca se oftica..... -------------------- Kadett fun...
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Mar 15 2005, 06:43 PM
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Eu ii zic bombonica. Da numai cand e curata.
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Mar 16 2005, 11:05 AM
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sofer profesionist Group: Membri Posts: 135 Joined: 2-February 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 39.716 |
L-am auzit ieri pe unul cu Audi A6 strigandu-si masina "Helmut" si m-a umplut de draci ca asta era pentru opelica al meu! :evil:
Cred ca o sa ii spun Bismarck,dar tinand cont ca e facut in Polonia..... Mari probleme am si eu! |
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Mar 16 2005, 03:12 PM
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al meu e pishcot...indiferent daca e curat sau murdar. daca e murdar e pishcot cu glazura.
-------------------- masini.ro Team Hard To Beat :coolspeak:
matiz E renault sedan II 1.6 |
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Mar 16 2005, 07:53 PM
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Ce masina ai?
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Mar 17 2005, 08:53 PM
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Cum sa fie dom'le masina de gen feminin ?????
Acum scuza-ma dar daca ne luam dupa gramatica atunci si cuvantul de 4 litere care la singular se termina cu "LA" si la plural cu "LE" e tot de gen feminin ori daca tu stii ceva mai masculin de-atat te rog sa ma anunti. Sunt de gen feminin: 206, beetle, audi TT, A2, corsa, Matiz, yaris, si lista poate continua la infinit Sunt de gen masculin: Impreza WRX - si masinile de raliu in general, hummer h2 si majoritatea off-roaderelor (mai putin cele americane noi - navigator si escalade), McLaren F1 (defapt asta e ultra masculin - putem spune ca suplineste masculinitatea), Porsche-urile, Majoritatea ferrari-urilor si a lambourghiniurilor, si in general masinile care sunt periculoase la condus, limuzinele (A8, S-class, maybach, etc...) Sunt de gen neutru: majoritatea berlinelor (passat, A4-A6, C-E-Class, Vectra, etc...), majoritatea hatchbackurilor (Golf, Focus, 307, etc...), in general masinile care nu isi scot in evidenta trasaturile masculine sau feminine... Cat despre denumiri: VW Sharan - Vaca, vacutza, autobuz, furia verde turbo(diesel) la opel nu i-am dat nume... inca |
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Mar 17 2005, 08:56 PM
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QUOTE(Andrei Suzuki) Ce masina ai?
un matiz din 2003 -------------------- masini.ro Team Hard To Beat :coolspeak:
matiz E renault sedan II 1.6 |
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Mar 17 2005, 09:19 PM
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Atunci se potriveste piscot.
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Mar 18 2005, 02:31 PM
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eu ii zic "amanta"...
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Mar 20 2005, 08:05 PM
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sofer profesionist Group: Membri Posts: 135 Joined: 2-February 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 39.716 |
@Halba:imi place, ai studiat temeinic problema,din toate unghiurile
Am mai auzit de un land rover pe nume John si un Tico zis Camila(animal nu iubita printzului Charles). |
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Mar 21 2005, 12:11 PM
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O cunostinta (de sex feminin) isi alinta clio-ul "Shori"
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Mar 24 2005, 08:48 AM
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Hai sa va zic de nevasta-mea cum ii spune Kalosului ei : Frumushicã. In schimb vreo 2 luni nu l-a mai spalat, chiar daca mergea zi de zi cu el si era groaznic de imputit bietul Frumusicã. Asa ca eu l-am denimit Uratzicã... ca sa o si enervez daca ii zic asa ! :minigun:
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Mar 30 2005, 05:16 PM
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Pe Tico il cheama Pamela ... din cauza numarului personalizat PAM
Pe Accent il cheama Centutzu....banuiesc ca stiti de unde Initial asta trebuia sa fie rosu, si il si poreclisem Tomitza, dar n-a fost sa fie rosu, asa a a ramas Centutzu -------------------- Daewoo Matiz E A/C 0.8 6v (!) :) 48CP '06;
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Apr 3 2005, 09:54 PM
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In weekend am aflat ca unii dau nume si la detectoarele radar:2 prieteni de-ai mei si-au numit aparatele Mutulica si Amendel .Mi s-a parut haios.Oare si la roata de rezerva or da unii nume?
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