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post Jun 14 2007, 01:17 AM
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Ar fi bine...sa va schimbati gusturile. Brusc si irevocabil.

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Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.


Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
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post Jun 14 2007, 03:22 AM
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Pe mine ma termina feminismele astea extreme. Deci daca o violezi pe una iei vreo nus citi ani de puscarie. Da daca ia iti rupe un koi, ia 2.5 ani acolo si iese dupa un an pentru buna purtare. Pentru mutilare trebuia sa infunde puscaria mai mult. Spre ca macar ala o face sa plateasca un milion, doua acolo.


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post Jun 14 2007, 07:21 AM
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Mie imi plac englezoaicele biggrin.gif Dar numai daca si-au vopsit exterioru in British Racing Green, au sub capota un V8 supra alimentat si in buletin scrie Jaguar. Orice alta combinatie este respinsa smile.gif

Pe bune vorbind, pe mine britanicii incep sa ma sperie! De la studii cum ca nu e bine sa facem copii ca poluam planeta la cazuri din astea :bash:


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post Jun 14 2007, 09:18 AM
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Pai astea cred ca sunt putin legate intre ele. Poate femeia aia incerca sa salveze planeta... biggrin.gif


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post Jun 15 2007, 11:06 PM
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Am fost cand eram mai tanar ( biggrin.gif ), intr-o tabara si acolo se aflau niste studente englezoaice pentru a invata pe copii romani sa vorbeasca engleza. ( Eu eram in vizita in tabara si eram anul III la fac) Normal ca am facut cunostinta cu ele si m-am gandeam ca nu ar strica un schimb de cunostinte in toate domeniile intre un balcanic si o englezoaica. Dupa ce le-am vazut am ramas profund dezamagit de "frumusetea" lor avand in vedere ca toate erau ... ( nu am gasit un termen elegant dar apropiat de ceea ce am vazut) iar cea mai frumoasa avea proteza auditiva.
Asa ca... azi am fost la bere la terasa si am fost uimit de potentialul romanesc. beer.gif biggrin.gif


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post Jun 16 2007, 06:25 AM
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QUOTE(stefan_adrian)
Asa ca... azi am fost la bere la terasa si am fost uimit de potentialul romanesc. beer.gif biggrin.gif


Păăăi, Adi, până acum ai purtat ochelari ce deformează ??? blush.gif

Avem atâtea frumuseți, că le și exportăm biggrin.gif :wave:
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post Jun 18 2007, 12:37 AM
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Se intampla sa fiu momentan,blocat de vre-o luna, la Londra-Stansted,
ce dezmat am putut sa vad pe aici si ce uratanii, n-am vazut in viata mea.
Sunt renumite fetele din regiunea Essex pentru distractie dar si pentru sex, numai ca din 10 femei daca poti sa alegi una la care sa nu-i atarne suncile si sa aiba trasaturi cat de cat dragute.Credeti-ma stam bine la capitolul FEMEI,noi Romanii !.
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post Jun 18 2007, 08:27 AM
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De ce naiba credeti ca au ajuns britanicii ăi mai prima marinari? Ca sa fuga de muieri, doar-doar gasesc ceva mai fain prin alte parti...
Da daca-s asa disperate, neicusorule, e groasa rau...


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post Jun 18 2007, 04:54 PM
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Mai baieti, vad ca va coditi s-o spuneti p'aia dreapta despre englezoaice: SUNT URATE CU SPUME!!!! Asa ca incearca sa compenseze si ele cum pot: beau de sting si se f@*t (adica fac dragoste laugh.gif ) cu cine pica. Iar cand pun mana pe un barbat fac orice, ca nu se stie cand mai orbeste altul ca sa se uite la ele (sunt constienta ca exista mai sus o contradictie intre 2 termeni).
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post Jun 18 2007, 07:18 PM
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Ah Elena, pentru randurile de mai sus imi pare rau ca ti-am raspuns rautacios pe topicul despre sfarsitul lumii... Ai pus liniuta pe t.
Desi am vazut vreo 10-15 englezoaice faine...sau or fi fost turiste / emigrante...


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post Jun 19 2007, 04:38 AM
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Ba de ceva vreme m-a m convins si eu ca Romancele sint totusi fete foarte frumoase.

Numai ca frumusetea fizica si/sau performantele "la saltea" nu sint nici singurele nici principalele considerente dupa care ma ghidez.

Si pina sa imi sara careva in cap: voi poloneze ati vazut ?


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post Jun 19 2007, 09:27 AM
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mergeti in serbia si o sa va treaca faza cu romancele sunt frumoase...om fi, dar comparativ cu sarboaicele suntem de-a dreptul urate....alea dupa ce ca erau frumoase la fatza, mai erau si bune de ti se facea rau...cred ca eram la un pas sa fac o depresie din cauza lor, bine ca am plecat in timp util blink.gif
si ca sa ma intelegeti mai bine:

:bandit: toate erau asa...parca au fost facute dupa un sablon...si sa stiti ca la ele nu se potrivea vorba aia cu "din spate liceu, din fatza muzeu"


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post Jun 19 2007, 09:41 AM
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Oana, tu chiar ai facut poze la...hm, spatele sarboaicelor? blink.gif


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post Jun 19 2007, 10:00 AM
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mai sunt si exceptii. smile.gif

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In orice popor sunt si frumoase si urate.


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post Oct 15 2009, 01:34 AM
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Da ai sapat ceva ca se ne spui aceasta intelepciune biggrin.gif


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QUOTE (mortzy @ Jun 19 2007, 05:00 AM) *
mai sunt si exceptii. smile.gif

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Arata mai degraba a pornostar, decat a nush ce miss. Si ugerele alea plantate la doftor... prea mari dom'le.
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QUOTE (ozz86651 @ Oct 15 2009, 02:34 AM) *
Da ai sapat ceva ca se ne spui aceasta intelepciune biggrin.gif

Am dat cu " sapa" si-n stanga si-n dreapta thumbsup.gif


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