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FAR EASTERN
post Sep 9 2008, 08:10 AM
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QUOTE (A K U @ Sep 8 2008, 07:06 PM) *
Subiectul a fost dezbatut ad nauseum laugh.gif



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post Sep 10 2008, 08:37 AM
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QUOTE (FAR EASTERN @ Sep 10 2008, 09:13 AM) *
Nu ca n-ar fi si bizoni ciclisti. Dar astia-s putini. Si usor de facut praf.


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post Sep 10 2008, 10:01 AM
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QUOTE (aleks @ Sep 10 2008, 08:32 AM) *
sa nu fluieri in biserica
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sa nu spui ca uleiul 5 w xx nu e bun
cateva din pacatele capitale...

desigur, sustin si eu faptul ca floriolul e bun smile.gif


Nimic rau in ce-a zis colegul, doar ca e prea funny smile.gif.


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QUOTE (James Kilowatt @ Jan 21 2009, 10:57 PM) *
Pe de alta parte, sunt convins ca oamenii sunt mai dobitoci decat furnicile de cate ori sunt in trafic. Traficul e situatia in care oamenii sunt mai primitivi, previzibili si mai simpli decat oile sau albinele care au un creier cat o gamalie.D Si cu toate astea se considera niste toti niste soferi de geniu ... :D
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post Sep 13 2008, 01:04 PM
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Atata timp cat nu se vor respecta regulile acestui topic voi sterge mesajele. De saptamana viitoare trecem si la sanctiuni daca altfel nu se poate smile.gif


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post Sep 19 2008, 11:28 AM
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QUOTE (HalbaSus @ Sep 19 2008, 10:50 AM) *
... in plus, fiind in sticle mici berea este foarte proaspata si rece...


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QUOTE (f1anatic @ Oct 16 2006, 10:16 PM) *
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post Sep 20 2008, 06:08 PM
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CITAT(Ryunoske @ Sep 20 2008, 06:26 PM) *
Salutare, eu nu stiu ce inseamna euro3, explicati-mi va rog si mie.
Pe mine ma intereseaza sa imi aduc o masina din Franta si daca aceasta este euro3, este nevoie sa o inmatriculez in Romania?


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post Sep 23 2008, 09:53 PM
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CITAT(spata2008 @ Sep 23 2008, 10:36 PM) *
Almera te simte, e romantica cateodata si rebela altadata. Cand isi doreste sentimente, las-o usor, fii calm cu ea. Cand o simti rebela, ia-o de par, da-i palme peste fese, nu se supara.


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post Sep 30 2008, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE (klm)


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post Oct 1 2008, 05:37 AM
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QUOTE
scinteile nu ies din masina, ci din placa aia de lemn care e sub shasiu



20krpm aici:
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post Oct 3 2008, 09:00 PM
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QUOTE (f1anatic)


na dracie... mellow.gif

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post Oct 7 2008, 10:22 AM
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CITAT(Bestia_vera_nera @ Oct 6 2008, 08:41 PM) *
Propun ca un user sa deschida un topic pe zi sau ora in functie de cum preferati.E ok sau nu?

CITAT(Bestia_vera_nera @ Oct 7 2008, 11:02 AM) *
Ideea este ca un user sa deschida doar un topic pe zii ora in functie de cum preferati.

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post Oct 7 2008, 10:31 PM
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lol. asta e ce numesc io (si mai si strig din cind in cind cind stau la coada): "dati numa cite una, sa ajunga la toti" smile.gif


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post Oct 17 2008, 05:23 PM
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QUOTE (Rebel)

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post Oct 20 2008, 04:29 AM
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CITAT(20krpm @ Oct 20 2008, 12:21 AM) *
... care trezeste in noi, asa, un sentiment de mariustom. ...

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post Oct 22 2008, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE (Alex-F1 @ Oct 22 2008, 09:29 PM) *
asa ca mai stai si mai gandeste-te umpic... tongue.gif
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care e cea mai tare marca de cauciucuri din lume...


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post Oct 22 2008, 09:33 PM
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scantei ies din carbon si din ce insertii mai sunt pe acolo , din lemn scantei ,,, a mai scris cineva pe un forum ca motoru lui produce melamina in cilindrii smile.gif)


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post Oct 23 2008, 09:44 AM
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QUOTE (drabisan @ Oct 22 2008, 02:46 PM) *
QUOTE (Alex-F1 @ Oct 22 2008, 09:29 PM) *
asa ca mai stai si mai gandeste-te umpic... tongue.gif
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care e cea mai tare marca de cauciucuri din lume...


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Care-i faza aici, frate? ....ca nu ma prind ce-i asa funny.... ninja.gif


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post Oct 23 2008, 10:21 AM
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Probabil drabisan nu stie cum sa faca sa gandeasca umpic....... o fi o tehnica de meditatie, ceva.... biggrin.gif


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post Oct 30 2008, 09:36 AM
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QUOTE (f1anatic @ Oct 29 2008, 09:57 PM) *
...cu atitea victime inocente datorate vitezei nebunesti...


...poate ar fi mers la "Discutii despre...limba"...


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uh? whats wrong?


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