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silviu39723
post Mar 14 2005, 07:57 PM
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D'abia astept sa imi primesc masina (Opel astra classic) si in clipa in care ma voi sui in ea/el voi sti pe loc ce "sex" are si voi alege intre Otto/Helmut daca e baiat,Helga/Gertrude daca e fata! blink.gif
Voi ce nume ati dat masinutzelor voastre?
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post Mar 14 2005, 10:25 PM
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Ma intreb cum ai fi botezat-o daca era toyota biggrin.gif
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post Mar 15 2005, 12:44 PM
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Asta a fost unul din motivele pentru care nu am laut o japoneza sau o coreeana! biggrin.gif .Nu puteam sa o conduc daca nici s-o strig nu eram in stare :evil:
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post Mar 15 2005, 03:34 PM
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TOATE masinile sint de sex FEMININ. In franceza...in engleza...in italiana...in spaniola...in extraterestra si in romana.

Asta fiind spuse,

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post Mar 15 2005, 03:43 PM
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Koreeanca(tico) e buburuza blink.gif
Mioritica(liberta) e camionash unsure.gif(incap multe chestii in ea :coolspeak: )


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post Mar 15 2005, 03:55 PM
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QUOTE(MR28673)
Ma intreb cum ai fi botezat-o daca era toyota biggrin.gif

De banc, poti inlocui pe t cu alta litera si iese ceva interesant apropiat de numele unui animal. biggrin.gif
Stai linistit ca posesorii de Toyote nu sunt de obicei ca Nicolas Cage in ,,dispari in 60 sec". Poate doar daca au Supra.


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post Mar 15 2005, 03:56 PM
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Masina nu e neaprat de genul feminin, in toate limbile.

Ex. germana das auto, gen neutru.


deci poate avea orice nume pana la urma.

Pe a mea ta-su a botezat-o Kadett. Asta e prenume. Numele de familie e Opel.
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Nume de cod: "Babu!". Dar nimeni nu-i zice asa, ca se oftica.....


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post Mar 15 2005, 06:43 PM
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Eu ii zic bombonica. biggrin.gif Da numai cand e curata. laugh.gif


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post Mar 16 2005, 11:05 AM
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L-am auzit ieri pe unul cu Audi A6 strigandu-si masina "Helmut" si m-a umplut de draci ca asta era pentru opelica al meu! :evil:
Cred ca o sa ii spun Bismarck,dar tinand cont ca e facut in Polonia.....
Mari probleme am si eu! biggrin.gif
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post Mar 16 2005, 03:12 PM
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al meu e pishcot...indiferent daca e curat sau murdar. daca e murdar e pishcot cu glazura. smile.gif


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post Mar 16 2005, 07:53 PM
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Ce masina ai?


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post Mar 17 2005, 08:53 PM
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Cum sa fie dom'le masina de gen feminin ?????
Acum scuza-ma dar daca ne luam dupa gramatica atunci si cuvantul de 4 litere care la singular se termina cu "LA" si la plural cu "LE" e tot de gen feminin ori daca tu stii ceva mai masculin de-atat te rog sa ma anunti.

Sunt de gen feminin: 206, beetle, audi TT, A2, corsa, Matiz, yaris, si lista poate continua la infinit

Sunt de gen masculin: Impreza WRX - si masinile de raliu in general, hummer h2 si majoritatea off-roaderelor (mai putin cele americane noi - navigator si escalade), McLaren F1 (defapt asta e ultra masculin - putem spune ca suplineste masculinitatea), Porsche-urile, Majoritatea ferrari-urilor si a lambourghiniurilor, si in general masinile care sunt periculoase la condus, limuzinele (A8, S-class, maybach, etc...)

Sunt de gen neutru: majoritatea berlinelor (passat, A4-A6, C-E-Class, Vectra, etc...), majoritatea hatchbackurilor (Golf, Focus, 307, etc...), in general masinile care nu isi scot in evidenta trasaturile masculine sau feminine...

Cat despre denumiri:
VW Sharan - Vaca, vacutza, autobuz, furia verde turbo(diesel)
la opel nu i-am dat nume... inca smile.gif
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post Mar 17 2005, 08:56 PM
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QUOTE(Andrei Suzuki)
Ce masina ai?



un matiz din 2003


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post Mar 17 2005, 09:19 PM
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Atunci se potriveste piscot. biggrin.gif


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post Mar 18 2005, 02:31 PM
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eu ii zic "amanta"... biggrin.gif


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post Mar 20 2005, 08:05 PM
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@Halba:imi place, ai studiat temeinic problema,din toate unghiurile biggrin.gif
Am mai auzit de un land rover pe nume John si un Tico zis Camila(animal nu iubita printzului Charles).
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post Mar 21 2005, 12:11 PM
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O cunostinta (de sex feminin) isi alinta clio-ul "Shori" smile.gif


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post Mar 24 2005, 08:48 AM
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Hai sa va zic de nevasta-mea cum ii spune Kalosului ei : Frumushicã. In schimb vreo 2 luni nu l-a mai spalat, chiar daca mergea zi de zi cu el si era groaznic de imputit bietul Frumusicã. Asa ca eu l-am denimit Uratzicã... ca sa o si enervez daca ii zic asa ! :minigun:
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post Mar 30 2005, 05:16 PM
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Pe Tico il cheama Pamela ... blink.gif din cauza numarului personalizat PAM

Pe Accent il cheama Centutzu....banuiesc ca stiti de unde beer.gif

Initial asta trebuia sa fie rosu, si il si poreclisem Tomitza, dar n-a fost sa fie rosu, asa a a ramas Centutzu


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post Apr 3 2005, 09:54 PM
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In weekend am aflat ca unii dau nume si la detectoarele radar:2 prieteni de-ai mei si-au numit aparatele Mutulica si Amendel biggrin.gif .Mi s-a parut haios.Oare si la roata de rezerva or da unii nume?
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